Today I learned something very important. For just the low price of $38,000, you can have within your own home a champagne vending machine. According to the description on the Neiman Marcus website, the machine will carefully dispense “French champagne at the push of a button.” This machine from Moët & Chandon holds up to 360 bottles containing 187 mL of bubbly. Want to match the décor of your home? You can choose between white, black, or gold. You can even personalize it with your name or slogan of choice.

Can you imagine, hosting a party in your expansive manicured garden, providing guests with their own golden token to freely collect their own bottles throughout the night? How thrilled they will be when see the robotic arm carefully lower their bottles to them so they can continue reveling without the risk of a champagne explosion!
If you are interested, you can order this exclusively from Neiman Marcus. And then after that, order all of your champagne because that is sold separately.
Here’s a video demonstrating how it works: